TikTok pacing. SHOT 1 (0–3s): Parked Tesla at night, interior selfie cam. Phone glow. VO (dry): “Brands pay agencies millions for ads.” SHOT 2 (3–9s): Smash cut to absurdly overproduced generic product montage—macro beauty shots, slow-motion liquid splash, glossy reflections, dramatic rim light, dolly-in, whip-pans, epic music rise, cinematic polish. SHOT 3 (9–12s): Hard cut back to Tesla selfie. Creator shrugs. VO: “I paid zero dollars and ate tacos.” SHOT 4 (12–15s): Text slam on bass hit: “MADE WITH AI. NO MEETINGS.” Music cuts. End dry. Film grain, clean cuts, comedy timing.